"I don't like kids" started out as a joke between me and my 3 year old. I was teaching her to say "I don't like kids" in a grouchy old-man voice, hoping that she would go to her pre-school and start repeating it.
So far, we haven't gotten a call asking for a parent-teacher meeting...
So today, I'm getting up, getting ready for work and AJ is up with me. As he sees me getting dressed, he says "Daddy, you need a banana to take to work with you" and he went to the kitchen and brought me a banana. What a sweet kid!